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Is Santa Claus, Satan? (A Special Report Concerning the Origin of Santa Claus)
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The Devil Is In Your Chimney!
Is Santa Claus, Satan? (A Special Report Concerning the Origin of Santa Claus)
Freehold, Iowa - Satan's evil plan has created jobs for hundreds of thousands of old lecherous pedophiles throughout this Godly country every December. These filthy homeless hobos just lay on their urine-stained cardboard beds 11 months out of the year, dreaming of Christmas when they can drunkenly traipse into the warmth of departments stores and have innocent little Christian children sit on their vermin-infested laps. Unwary parents happily snap pictures while Satan's obesely wheezing drunks ask their children whether they've been "bad" and whisper lewd suggestions in their angelic little ears with their filthy booze-breath and cigarette-discolored lips. How many unsuspecting tots have suffered a quick grope before Satan's little helper moves on to the next hopeful child in line?
People think that Halloween is the time of year that Satan dresses up, but this is just flat-out wrong. See? The Devil will always try to fool you! Halloween is when Satan delights in watching humans dress in ways that will ensure them entry into the Devil's realm. But it is Christmas time that the Devil saves for himself! It is then when he puts on his most devious costume! And it takes no Sherlock Holmes to see that the Devil's annual disguise is none other than Santa! He even wears his favorite color -- demon red. Even his last name, "Claus," is Olde English for "hoof-claws." Lucifer may be the wiliest of all the deceitful demons that ever drew breath of fire in Hell, but he was pretty sloppy when he decided to try to spoil our Savior's birthday with this disguise. His big devil ego got the better of him when he decided to name his Christmas Anti-Christ after himself. He just moved around the letters in the name, "Satan," into a sonogram and got "Santa." Well, this is to put Prince of Darkness on notice: We are on to you Satan! And we unmask you and heartily rebuke you! Get thee hence from our Christ's birthday party! _________________ Я, конечно, презираю отечество мое с головы до ног - но мне досадно,
если иностранец разделяет со мной это чувство.
(А.С. Пушкин)
First they ignore you,
then they ridicule you,
then they fight you,
then you win. -Mahatma Gandhi. | | | Вернуться к началу | |  |
| Добавлено: 30 ноя. 2007 14:01 Заголовок сообщения: Is Santa Claus, Satan? | |
| reedfish, а откуда это ? Удивляюсь людям, кто такое публикует. Сегодня и Халовин и Дед Мороз на Рождество приобрели совсем другое значение, чем могло быть в прошлом. Зачем людям выискивать что-то негативное, когда можно видеть позитив и радоваться жизни. _________________ Спокойствие стрелы, летящей в цель.
Of all nature's gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children?
- Marcus Tullius Cicero | | | Вернуться к началу | |  |
Гуру флейма Зарегистрирован: 2005-07-27 Кол-во пунктов: 46552 Откуда: Россия | Добавлено: 30 ноя. 2007 14:16 Заголовок сообщения: Is Santa Claus, Satan? | |
| Веселье и радость не одно и тоже!
Действительно ДУХОВНОСТЬ подменена... _________________ Ненависть не побеждается ненавистью, только любовью!
Кто может подсчитать стойкость, за которой стоит Дух Истины!
Взаимная поддержка, доброе слово, теплая улыбка не стоят вообще ничего - они бесценны! | | | Вернуться к началу | |  |
| Добавлено: 30 ноя. 2007 15:46 Заголовок сообщения: Is Santa Claus, Satan? | |
| Утешитель писал(а) (30 ноя. 2007 16:16 ) : | Веселье и радость не одно и тоже!
Действительно ДУХОВНОСТЬ подменена... | .... для Вас. _________________ Спокойствие стрелы, летящей в цель.
Of all nature's gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children?
- Marcus Tullius Cicero | | | Вернуться к началу | |  | | | |